Saturday, January 5, 2008
10 things to do when Mr Tuas appears~
10 things to do when you are near Mr Tuas..
- Bring a pepper shake.
- Always sit opposite Mr Tuas. (never beside!)
- Never say you have rheumatism and that your knee hurt. (in fact, even if you ache, keep mum!)
- Send an SOS sms to a friend to call you back. (best if you can learn to talk to yourself on the phone when your friend fails to call.)
- Be ready to brush the hands away.
- Make sure your HU SHEN FU is nearby. (don't have one, find one!)
- Wear long sleeves and long pants. (put on a poncho if need be.)
- Give a cold shoulder.
- Stay beyond 2.5 metres of radius from him, period.
- If all of the above fails, RUN!
Don't let the BIG BAD WOLF come near..
by weiwei at 12:21 AM |
1 Comments:
1. i scared haven take out alrdy died in his hands!
2. lesson learnt after that one time of sitting beside him!
3. heng i neva say my boobs aching!
4. so far tis works!
5. i am wat!
6. hu shen fu abit inactive lately, although she claims she is not. grrr.
7. none of those in my wardrobe.. how?
8. no, i will blow hot and cold. i am schizo remember?
9. i will say 1km!
10. run WITHOUT saying bye!
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